Jul
13David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car
Filed Under (Cover, Lyrics, Video) by Joe Chung on 13-07-2006
Tagged Under : david.hasselhoff, empire.records, sexy.rexy
This is too fun not to post up. You’ve probably seen it if you’re a WP user. This is David Hasselhoff at his best, well to zee Germans by the way. He’s on par with Sexy Rexy of Empire, if not sexier. Girls, get your panties out for The Hoff…
Update 13 July 2006: The song’s actually a remake by umm… I have no idea. Added the lyrics in case you want to sing this to the girls.
Jump In My Car
by David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. Mmm, jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
Girls: No thank you sir.
DH: Ah, c’mon, I’m a trustworthy guy.
G: No thank you sir.
DH: Oh little girl I wouldn’t tell you no lie
G: I know your game
DH: How can you say that, we only just met
G: You’re all the same
DH: Ooh, she’s got me there, but I’ll get her yet
G: I got you there
DH: No you didn’t, I was catching my breath. And look it’s starting to rain and baby you’ll catch your death.
G: Well, I don’t know
DH: Ah, come on it costs nothing to try. And you’ll arrive home nice and dry.
DH: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
DH: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
G: Well maybe I will.
DH: Ah, that’s better now, you’re talking sense.
G: You best be keep still.
DH: Well, if you like I’ll just put up a fence.
G: No need to get smart.
DH: Well alright we’ll soon be on our way.
G: We better start.
DH: What for?
G: Because it’s such a long way.
DH: Well, why, where d’you live?
G: I live down south, it’s roughly eighty-four miles.
DH: Hey slow down, you must be joking there behind that cute smile.
G: Oh, no I’m not.
DH: Well, if you’re not there’s only one thing to say.
G: And what’s that?
DH: Get out the car, get on your way.
DH: Get out of my car.
G: But you just said that you’d take me home.
DH: Well, it’s just too far.
G: But there’s no way that I can get there alone.
DH: I couldn’t care less.
G: Maybe I could see you next week.
DH: But you look a mess.
G: Look who’s talking, you got no right to speak.
DH: Get out of my car!
G: You told me that you’re a really nice guy
DH: Well I am… Yeah! Get out of my car. Get out! Get out of my car!
Last line is Well i *ain’t*… Yeah! Get out of my car. Get out! Get out of my car!
good observation…we appreciate a hoff fan here in brockport, ny
Coooooool!
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FYI the original was released in 1975 by the Australian band The Ted Mulry Gang (aka TMG). It’s a bit of a bogan anthem down under so the Hoff’s was a bit hard to swallow (so to speak) though it was nice to see the pic of Uluru to acknowledge the songs Australian roots.
THX Edwardo
The version of TMG is also coool!!!! And same!!!
I love this!!! He is actually pretty hot in this video! And I wouldn’t mind jumping in his car!!!!!!!!
awesome!!!!
Hoff is a legend!! =)
And that brunette is stunning - i would drive her 84 miles any day
hoff is hot and i want him bad hearing him sing makes me melt
I really love the hoff sosososo much. and “hoffs chick” can get lost, he’s mine all mine.
I luff him.
screw you “iheartthehoff” i want him, i want to lick his hoffey apple
“hofflover4eva” you can just go to hell, his hoffey apple is mine
ok, but i’ve already licked it, so it will be very sticky
ew dude your rank.
no dani, you’re rank for not loving the hoff, come on, admit that you want him a little bit
He makes me wet
=]
OOOOhhhhh soo sexyy
Im not gay or anything, but Hoff makes me think about it
I couldn’t beleive that The Hoff sings!!! Oh my gosh that made me crack up laughing I watched it about 4 times on here and taped it on the VCR when it was on C4.
Hi me again, im so obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean but this is actually quite cute.
Im sOoOoOoO obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean but this is actually quite cute.
whats pirates of the caribbean got to do with anything???
The Hoff…. what a legend…. ALL OF 3C and 3B LOVES YOU!!!
this is the FUNNIEST video i’ve ever seen, it’s a complete piss take!!
Hoff is “HOT”. I dont think he swings that way but I wouldn’t say no.
Hoff raped me as a child.
jump in my car……. no wait get out of my car…….
ur al sad he is an old grandad that reali ISNT hot hes nything BUT that. I will tell you who is hot…Will!!! luv yaz xxxxxx
well 1stly the song is so crap its laughably! scott mills y u wana get him to no1??!! i could write a better song we ma arse masked up we 55layers of masking tape get a life. ps sh1thot u sound realy hot
well 2ndly…he didnt write it so ur owned there
3, hoff is a legend and Scott wanted to get him to no 1 cuz he has had no1’s everywhere else except UK
so he cant be that crap if he has had more no’1’s than ur arse will ever have :D!!
wel helooooo! i agree wt da hell is rong wi scott mills?! wts ur arse n masking tape gota du wi writing a song?!
i take all that back.. its a briiliant song the lyrics just turn me on n if i wer gay the hoff wud be on all the walls of ma house
so wt if he has he is stil SH*T! Get a life n listen 2 proper music. hu wud eva wnt 2 shag that?!
erm…if people who listen to it are gay
then
the only way u found this page is by u wanting the lyrics…so, u must like it
again
OWNED!
its a great song!!! im gay n the hoff is so fit.
gav ur 100% right
no im takin da piss owt o it n i hadnt seen da video nobhed wt da hel r u on bout OWNED?! wer u cukm from?
at least OWNED is a word
what the hell is all this chav slang
‘da’ ‘owt’ ‘wt’ cukm;
lol you talk like a spaz on heroin
its called english.
wt- what
cumkm- coming
da- the
o my! i wer onli aksin n it aint chav hell noooo its nt its called messaging! daaa! n i aint a spaz on heroin. say dat again i wil hunt u dwn n kill u.
if u can understand that SPAZ
ohh calm down we r only supposed to be leavin nice pretty comments
lol…ok mate…i would love to see it.
some little chavvy boy going to kill me? try it
anyway…were going off subject and im sure everyone doesnt want to read all your weird writing so jog on
watch it b**** dis is a girl
oh…well then that kinda makes the situation just that little extra funny
y dus it darling?
Nevermind…lets get back on subject
calm down that arrange a fight wen u bth next free
so razorlight no1?
i dnt need 2 fight!ok bck 2 it he is retired n has run out o money from baywatch so has to try n sing! wudnt u agree ther is beta songs?!
AGREED
there are better songs obviously
but
this is funny,makes u laugh. Hoff isnt being serious, he is having a laugh. Just gotta laugh along with him
no @ him!! lol
sori by the way!!
but realy he wud be seriosly trying to get to no1? scott mills is prob gutted e ad no chance agaisnt razorlight there song is amazing
sorry for what?
true i laughed AT him, but, i think thats what he wanted.
sori 4 being so orrible!
well he rape me with his chode 3 summers back in a bar in alabama i got proof me arsehole is this
hes chode was too small so he used a butt plug :’(
p.s u are all gay u homos go make love to urself while u watch knight rider ….. u penis
the hoff is a legend and this song is brill love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hoff your the man
last line
‘well i AM’
SHOULD BE
‘well i AINT’
XXXXXXXXXXX
I like of music. jump in my car it’s very well
chakere agha hastimaaaaaaaaa