Jun
04The Teenagers - Homecoming
Filed Under (Lyrics, Video) by Joe Chung on 04-06-2007
Tagged Under : teenagers
This track is so catchy, you can’t help but smile to yourself and have your own fantasy.
The video is harmless, but the lyrics are not, sort of. Not safe for office speakers.
Homecoming
by The Teenagers
[Male]
Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Because she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild
She’s such a slut
[Male]
I fucked my American cunt
[Female]
I love my English romance
[Male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she’s got nice tits
[Female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song I’ve been wanting to
[Female]
OK, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome
Oh my god
I think I’m in love
[Male]
I fucked my American cunt
[Female]
I love my English romance
[Male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she’s got nice tits
[Female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song I’ve been wanting to
[Male]
I fucked my American cunt
[Female]
I love my English romance
[Male]
It was so nice to meet you
[Female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like you
Come to Cancun for spring break
[Male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great
[Female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request
[Male]
As if…
it’s “just like a song by blink-182″ she’s actually singing)
I like your site very much!
So I want translate your words to Chinese.
Wow thanks Guang. Now you’re scaring me out.
yeah she is actually singin “just like a song by blink 182″ haha
nd sorry but the opening lyrics..the guy thats singing them…that is now how we brtish sound haha
haha what nationality is the male singer? fair play for using the word “massive”, that’s pretty british, but i’ve never said “as if” in my life!
He’s french. The joke in the song is that they confused french with english.
This is the absolute worst fucking thing I have ever heard. I hate this band.
They are also extremely ugly.
The french dude is creepy with his bad teenage mustache, but I suppose that’s “part of the joke” too..so it works.
(locking up my cousin)